I think Bob Wiley says it best in the amazing movie What about Bob?
"oh wait, let me guess, I'm very good at this.
That's Harriet, and Ronny, Gretchen and.... Rita.
Wait, wait a second, Cecilia, Dorothy, and this is Kenneth and Bambie."
Close... This is my family. There will be a new addition in one week. No, not a baby. My new husband Michael.